Down South Anderson Cooper.

I'd rather be at the gym.

Me / Instagram

williamhandler:

I’m ready to start selling feet pics.

How about old socks and underwear?

Looking for this.

Looking for this.

(Source: send-love-to-boys, via nico-the-weirdo)

coneylsland said: you should open up ur likes! 😜

Why is that??

I’m ready to start selling feet pics.

hipsterdinosaurs:

gar-dev-oir:

Chikorita is the most metal pokemon

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knowtherealcost:
“Carbon monoxide is found in cigarette smoke and can lead to permanent cardiovascular damage.
#Smoking #Cigarettes #Cigarette #Smoke #Tobacco #Cigs #TheRealCost
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knowtherealcost:

Carbon monoxide is found in cigarette smoke and can lead to permanent cardiovascular damage.

#Smoking #Cigarettes #Cigarette #Smoke #Tobacco #Cigs #TheRealCost

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Originally posted by cupid-shuffle

fvlani:

princessstevens:

killmongersgurl:

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killmongersgurl:

this is the funniest white man gif i’ve seen in a hot minute

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“well, my wife tamara says that i can say it as long as i don’t end it with a hard ‘er’.”

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“i’ll still have to call the cops. it’s my duty to the community. sorry!”

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“voting for trump doesn’t make me racist. you assuming that i’m racist for voting for trump makes you racist, devante.”

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“i happen to like raisins in my casserole. how bout you mind yer business, snowflake!”

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“for your information, i fucked two negresses back in college while pledging to zeta apple yeehaw pie.”

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“i like all milk. vanilla soy, almond, chocolate, strawberry, and even cinnamon. all milk is on the table.”

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“actually, reverse racism does exist.”

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“having a preference doesn’t make a person close-minded.”

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“why should i use lotion? it’s not like anybody’s gonna see the ashiness and dryness on my skin.”

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“niggers.”

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THIS NIGGA HIGHKEY COOL YALL LMAO I MADE A MISTAKE

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WE STAN MARTIN O’MALLEY

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MY NIGGA O’MALLEY.

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CAN MY NIGGA O’MALLEY GET A FEW FOLLOWS?

THIS ENTIRE POST WAS HILARIOUS AND INFORMATIVE!

I’m sorry but, ‘zeta apple yeehaw pie’ took me out.

He’s also daddy af if you were wondering.

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abadbadman:

theconcealedweapon:

People will honestly ask “Does that poor person deserve food?” but never ask “Does that CEO deserve ten cars, three houses, and two yachts?”

And before you respond with “the poor person is buying that food with someone else’s money”, the CEO bought those luxuries with money earned from other people’s hard work.

E A T

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